I'd Be Friends With the Sparrows...

And the sluts who drive Camaros, if I only had a heart!

An Army Of...?

People have criticized various wars from throughout recent history as just daft fucking killing machines. Nevertheless, people don't get the clue. Keep on fighting; maybe one day all the bad guys will go night-night.

I sometimes see stickers in the backs of vehicles that assert "Army Of ONE". That might just be where Dubya needs to lead his herd. One at a time, send them forth and when one is used up, send the next one. It'll be just like a bumper sticker--army of one. But it will be a whole lot cheaper for the nation as a whole.