Zup With This Dynamite Concept??????

Obviously the person who originally penned the grating quote "dynamite cometh in small packages" was a small bastard who had been passed up for one date too many or had his ass kicked one too many times.

Nuff said.

Daddy! The Top Came Off!!

What the hell is up with all these jerkwater gherkin burpers who drive the official "we build excitement"-mobile? Of course I'm referring to Pontiacs. First Michiganites nicked the name from Native Americans, then GM slapped it on some giddy-up-goers. Next time you're out n about, watch the Pontiacs (the cars, not the people) and I think you'll see what I'm about to describe.

Owners of said cars drive like they're on their ultimate sugar/coke rush and are dying to get somewhere to get fixed again before they come down. Pontiac drivers are consistently the wildest bastards with the heaviest lead feet on God's green earth. And the speed doesn't end when they abruptly park their Burt Reynolds wet dreams. Typically, these are aggressive people with attitude.

Remember, I warned you. You see that flippin Pontiac comin, look tha hell out...